1. You are getting old. You should get married.

Did i just hear that!

2. Atta gunn lendi a? Vyaah kardo ehda!

Not that kinda girl

3. All your friends are married. You should get married.

What!

4. You are going bald/ growing fat/ becoming ugly. You should get married.

Nope

5. Job lag gai? What else is to be done? You should get married.

I said no

6. Late marriage means late kids. You should get married.

OMG

7. But how will younger siblings get married? You should get married.

Oh God!

8. Shafiq Uncle, Veena Aunty and all other relatives keep asking all kinds of questions. You should get married.

I don't care

9. Its our duty and responsibility. You should get married.

Okay, I'm done!

10. Its Great Great Grandparents last wish. You should get married.

I could use a drink

11. You are getting bored. You should get married.

So what!

12. Roz roz bahar ka khana khaoge to bimar ho jaoge. You should get married.

Disgusting

13. Hume pota/poti ki shakal dekhni hai. You should get married.

NO

14. Degree mil gai na? You should get married

Get married!

15. What? You’ve failed? You should get married

Do it now!

16. Your Sitara matches! You should get married!

No way

17. Accha rishta hai, saamne se aaya hai. You should get married.

Shut up!

18. Shaadi karle, settle ho jayega. You should get married.

Facepalm

19. Kahin kuchh “unch-neech” na ho jaye beta ! You Should get married!

Arghhhhhh

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